Woman Scares Off Burglar

A potential case of breaking and entering this week was thwarted by one woman's barking and pretending.

According to the Associated Press, a woman in Athens, Georgia reportedly scared away an intruder from her home late Saturday night with some canid improv. Her antics included "scratching at the door and acting like a large dog," the AP reported.

Whether or not the woman actually did arf-arf her way to safety is unknown; the police report of the incident didn't specify barking as one of her tactics.

I don't make up this stuff.